Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.