rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

penguln:

condorn:

what if u weighed ur follower count 

thank god

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

wurnbo:

why cant we bring beds to school

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

lanadelreycist:

I don’t understand how I can follow so many people yet only see like 10 regularly on my dash

no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are